BURN TO OBLIVION!
Name
ROIDO!
Title
Gentle Idealist
STUFF: 18. Fanfic author. Future bestselling author. Asian food enthusiast. Tales, Final Fantasy, Disney, FMAB, SnK, and Zelda fan. Badass. ESFP. Gryffindor. Friend to all!

I'm also an actual barista who frequently screws up the temperatures of people's drinks...

I started an RP group for Twitter! If you're interested in doing silly/crack RP for the Tales series, check out the RP Tweets button on my sidebar, or send me an ask!

Kratos on a normal day: Blame your fate!
Kratos refusing to stay at an expensive inn: Blame your rate!
Kratos having to toss a sock with a missing companion sock: Blame your mate!
Kratos dealing with the haters: Blame your hate!
Kratos when Lloyd can't catch anything while fishing: Blame your bait!
Kratos when Lloyd is having relationship issues with someone: Blame your date!
Kratos when his guilt complex has a delayed reaction: Blame, you're late!
Kratos when really hungry and in line for a restaurant table: Blame your wait!
Kratos when someone doesn't put enough cheese on his pasta: Blame your grate!
Kratos when he's still hungry but there's no more food: Blame your plate!
Kratos when Raine runs out of chalk: Blame your slate!
Kratos when Colette trips on her own feet: Blame your gait!
Kratos when someone's washtub tips: Blame your crate!
Kratos when one of Lloyd's rollerblades breaks: Blame your skate!
Kratos when the government takes a nasty turn: Blame your state!
Kratos on a normal day: Blame your fate!
Kratos refusing to stay at an expensive inn: Blame your rate!
Kratos having to toss a sock with a missing companion sock: Blame your mate!
Kratos dealing with the haters: Blame your hate!
Kratos when Lloyd can't catch anything while fishing: Blame your bait!
Kratos when Lloyd is having relationship issues with someone: Blame your date!
Kratos when his guilt complex has a delayed reaction: Blame, you're late!

queerdays:

tales of symphonia au where everything is the same but kratos’s name is crouton

goldenheartmercenary:

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kazu-kuns-corner:

I need the intro music to be replaced by “Spooky scary skeletons” and then have Lloyd drop in screaming “IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET!” 

(Source: booberrie-pie)

replicaaa:

lloyd-the-barista:

I opened Paint because apparently it was open last night from like 3 AM and I don’t even remember drawing this procrastinating doodle…

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STAY IN ART SCHOOL, KIDS.

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WHY ARE YOU CHEERING WHEN LLOYD DOESN’T EVEN HAVE FINGERS NOOOOOOOOO

I opened Paint because apparently it was open last night from like 3 AM and I don’t even remember drawing this procrastinating doodle…

STAY IN ART SCHOOL, KIDS.

I feel like the Christian Minge movie is being made just to counter the Fifty Shades of Gray movie’s release.

lloyd-the-barista:

Everyone who reblogs this will get nothing from me in their inbox because I’m just using a cheap, dirty trick so a post of mine can get notes but at least I told you nothing will come out of this so hey

I DON’T BELIEVE YOU

replicaaa:

lloyd-the-barista:

lloyd-the-barista:

Come on, Kratos, you know you wanna share a Coke with your kid.

Look replicaaa, he did share a Coke with Lloyd. And then he stayed forever.

i need this on my dash after the shit i just posted

Well we all know that after Dawn of the New World, Kratos came back and Lloyd tackle hugged him and then Kratos made pancake breakfasts for him and stargazed with him and helped him with his homework. Yeah.

replicaaa:

lloyd-the-barista:

lloyd-the-barista:

Come on, Kratos, you know you wanna share a Coke with your kid.

Look replicaaa, he did share a Coke with Lloyd. And then he stayed forever.

i need this on my dash after the shit i just posted

Well we all know that after Dawn of the New World, Kratos came back and Lloyd tackle hugged him and then Kratos made pancake breakfasts for him and stargazed with him and helped him with his homework. Yeah.